A Slut With Herpes. (Slut + Herpes)

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

A frozen, usually fruit flavored ice drink that Arabian immigrants sell at your local 7-11.

For more on Arabian Immigrants, see also Dune Coon, Towel Head, andCamel Jockey.

When ur eating ur girl out and she squirts like a slurpie

The best drink from any store ev4h. It is a frozen delight, and comes in many flavas.

The act of Fellatio performed upon a limp penis lasting for more than 5 seconds.