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A Slut With Herpes. (Slut + Herpes)
Guy #1: Yo, I had raw sex with Vicky and Wendy last night.
Guy #2: You Idiot! Those girls are Slurpies!
Guy #1: Nooooooo, Now I got Herpes!!!
by puppycat March 16, 2009
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.
"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.
by Michael August 08, 2004
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A frozen, usually fruit flavored ice drink that Arabian immigrants sell at your local 7-11.

For more on Arabian Immigrants, see also Dune Coon, Towel Head, andCamel Jockey.
Joe: Hey, Larry! Let's go get a slurpie from 7-11!

Larry: Yeah! I hear the Dune Coon is working their today!

Joe: Dammit! He always rips us off!

Larry: Oh yeah...
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When ur eating ur girl out and she squirts like a slurpie
Damn my girl did a slurpie on me🤤
by Oofmad November 11, 2018
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The best drink from any store ev4h. It is a frozen delight, and comes in many flavas.
I went and got a 1.18 Litre slurpie for only $1.83 after the concert last night. It was the bomb-sauce!
by Will Jackson June 03, 2004
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The act of Fellatio performed upon a limp penis lasting for more than 5 seconds.
Dude, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up. She gave me a slurpie for a good 7 seconds or so, then I passed out. It was awesome.
by Bone-PA December 30, 2009
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