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The grease puddle left over on your breakfast plate after eating. Is usually composed of bacon fat, yolk, toast sweat and whatever combination of hot sauces and ketchup you use.

Most often occurs in inexpensive diners.
Wow, that slurge puddle is epic. Give me your toast, I want to soak that bad boy up.
by BreakfastConnoisseur June 18, 2010
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A thick mixture of lotion and spit, it makes it hard for a person to masterbate fast.
Yesterday I masterbated with my moms new lotion, but it caused a alot of slurge and made it hard for me to cum fast.
by Jon Hubbard August 16, 2007
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When you are coming but it so thick that it just slide down you shaft.
I havent masturbated

in a while but when i did boy was that slurge slow.
by Raimboe September 13, 2017
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