by Lexiiiie January 03, 2018
Slunks are underage calves trailing afterbirths and bacteria, generally in unsanitary and unfit condition. A calf may not be sold as food until it reaches a minimum age of six weeks. Prior to that time it is classified as a slunk.
by Danny Valentine November 29, 2010
by DGS NAS June 21, 2010
by LeahandHailey February 11, 2010
A. Past-participle of Slink, a verb meaning, "to move in a sneaky manner".
B. A slutty/seductive hominid female. So called because such females have a tendency to "slink" into the pants of hominid males.
C. A species of creature commonly connected to avant-garde musician Brian Carrol, alias "Buckethead". It is speculated that the slunk may be an odd cross between an Aardvark and a Chicken, though how this phenomenon of breeding came to be is unknown. Another theory suggests that the slunks may be homicidal robots.
B. A slutty/seductive hominid female. So called because such females have a tendency to "slink" into the pants of hominid males.
C. A species of creature commonly connected to avant-garde musician Brian Carrol, alias "Buckethead". It is speculated that the slunk may be an odd cross between an Aardvark and a Chicken, though how this phenomenon of breeding came to be is unknown. Another theory suggests that the slunks may be homicidal robots.
I slunk about the corner. (A)
Watch out for that slunk. She's jailbait from head to toe. (B)
Look at that! A slunk! Do you know how lucky we are to have seen one of them? (C)
Watch out for that slunk. She's jailbait from head to toe. (B)
Look at that! A slunk! Do you know how lucky we are to have seen one of them? (C)
by Bucketbot #13 July 04, 2010
A fat, underdeveloped fetus that slinks about, blowjob-raping unfortunate individuals at parties, and which is unable to contain its massive tongue within its gaping maw, and bears a horrifying midriff of doom.
The slunk slinked up to the drunken college boy, cornering him, and descended upon his inebriated body.
by T.P. June 07, 2004