The act of auto-fellatio whilst in the throes of defecation.

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

The natural evolution of the blumpkin. This entails having sex while taking a shit.

The act of masturbating on the toilet while squeezing out a Cleveland Steamer. AKA, the Self-Blumpkin.

while taking a large, much needed dump, you decide to jerk off.

Gettin a blumpkin (head on toilet) while watching Slum Dog Millionare

Sumpkin- The act of a female pleasuring a man's asshole with her tongue while he urinates.