Urban Dictionary: Slumber Lumber

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Pre-morning wood.
While still sleeping girlfriend notices you have an erection.

So the other night I unknowingly had sex with my girlfiend with my slumber lumber.

by kmichener June 17, 2011

May 11 Word of the Day

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020

The maid was aghast when she found the sleeping lumberjack, snoring, his slumber lumber proudly in view.

by Dan Farman May 09, 2004

Slumber lumber is another euphemism for waking up with an erection- otherwise known as 'morning wood'.

"I woke up with some gnarly slumber lumber and I asked if I could take it to her sawmill."

by kdutremble December 09, 2009

A more sophisticated version of morning wood. Usually when you are fully asleep, and the blood can add extra power.

Sarah: After Steve fell asleep, he got the most AMAZING slumber lumber last night.
Kiki: Wow, I wish my man, Jamal had that.

Sarah: True Story

by TheTrueStoryGuy May 08, 2014