Adjective and noun
Pronounced: Slug-funk-shin-ay-ter

Someone who is socially awkward but doesn't appear to know it.
Someone who does stuff repeatedly that doesn't just annoy or creep out you but multiple people.
Slugfunctionaters usually don't have a lot of friends and if they do you don't know them and they sound totally fake.
They sometimes over step their boundaries on where they're welcome/allowed and peoples personal space often resulting in annoying pokes to the stomach area from the slugfunctionater.

They are not to be confused with nerds, geeks or dorks as they don't have to be smart or tech savvy.

Pata Sucia: Spanglish; Direct translation- dirty foot; used in reference to men and women who remove their shoes in public and then proceed to walk barefooted wherever they may be; mainly found at night clubs or after being at a night club.

LADIES, YOUR STILETTOS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CHALLENGE YOU ACCEPTED WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON. BEAUTY=PAIN