Lets go sluffing next period we have stupid Mr. Whyfuck, and he wont keep his hands out of the back of his pants.. Fuckin nasty.
by Gabbbehhh June 21, 2007
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
ditching. It usually applies to ditching school but it doesn't have to.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sluffed.
Use of the past tense is okay too, for example sluffed.
We went sluffing today during fourth period.
I sluffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sluffing.
I sluffed it during the chemistry test because i didn't study.
I really wanted to go to the beach today but i couldn't because i had to work and i didn't feel like sluffing.
by kerplunk304 May 02, 2006
by Southern Momma February 21, 2014
by Mr Moz January 03, 2008
1. Quit sluffing! We're gonna be late!
2. Bob tries to roll a joint but messes it up horribly.
Billy says "Aww dude your sluffing, how are we supposed to smoke that?"
2. Bob tries to roll a joint but messes it up horribly.
Billy says "Aww dude your sluffing, how are we supposed to smoke that?"
by Billy McSideburn December 06, 2009
person1- "hey can you grab that for me"
person2- sure dude (breaks whatever it is he is grabbing)
person1- aww man your sluffing!
person2- sure dude (breaks whatever it is he is grabbing)
person1- aww man your sluffing!
by Goat_Killer044 July 21, 2010
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

