The Slu Slushy is a vigerous annual challenge used by all Slu students. It begins with five guys huddles in a small room. Each boy has his hands lubed to the max so that his hands are slick. The boys sit very close together so that there knees are touching. They start jerking off the person to there right, and then at specific intervels switch to the person on there left. This continues until someone cums. When someone cums they grab a cup and make sure to not miss any of it. When one leaves the circle, the remaining boys scoot in closer. This continues until there is only one left who hasnt climaxed. His punishement for not jizzing is to not climax at all, he is stuck with blue balls. The student must also drink all of the other boys jizz, but only after it has been frozen down into a soft slurpy.
Slu Student #1: Ay boys, my mullets is about to reach 7 inches. You know what that means?
Slu Student #2: No way! Has it really been a year?
Slu Student #1: I dont think so, but my hair doesnt lie, and who wouldnt mind an extra Slu Slushy?
Slu Student #2: No way! Has it really been a year?
Slu Student #1: I dont think so, but my hair doesnt lie, and who wouldnt mind an extra Slu Slushy?
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 27, 2017
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

