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Misleading a person who is a bit slow and making them they think they are going on a date when they are not. Usually done as a way to mock and shame the victim publicly.
Dude are you going to date that weird girl?

Nah man, I'm just slow cooking
by Trentty June 30, 2019
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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When your make your masturbation session last a few hours by lighting candles and putting on a softcore video to make it last. Occasionally one may start a roast in a crockpot to enjoy after the session.
"I've got a few hours before my parents are home. Might as well start slow cooking"
by qeoj bjb March 31, 2016
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Sitting in a hotboxed room until you are thoroughly gassed
Smoking gets me too high, so i'm fine with slow cooking until i'm good.
by roscy September 04, 2019
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Term used to setting a person up or luring someone in. Best used to describe a hoe setting up another victim.
You deceitful ass hoe. You played me and now you slow cooking another sucker for the count.
by Black Riz August 01, 2008
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