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Slovakia is a country in CENTRAL EUROPE not Western Europe! Slovakia is not associated with Slovenia.

Do not classify us as Russians its rude and racist..

Slovakia has the most beautiful girls and guys in the world! WE OWN HOCKEY WHOOOT WHOOT!
Slovakia is a total party place where people live great lives. I love SLOVAKIA! <3 <3 <3
George: "Are you Russian?"
Ivana: "No , I am from Slovakia."
George: "Same thing."
Ivana: "No you idiot!! SLOVAKIA has nothing to do with Russia you american idiot!"
George: "I'm Canadian."
Ivana: "Same shit."
by slovakpride May 21, 2012
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a country that you tossers from Amerika have no fuckin´ idea about. It is a country situated in the very heart of Europe. It had been a part of Czechoslovakia before it split up in 1993.
Czech: Vodkuï seš? (Where ya from?)
Slovak: Z Martina. (From Martin)
Czech: Kde to kurva je, vole?
(Where da fuck is dat, man?)
Slovak: Na strednom Slovensku, ty kokot èeský! (It´s in Central Slovakia, you checkhead!)
by lukka January 24, 2005
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The best place to go period. Its a country filled with hot guys, beautiful girls, clubs, bars, and great dances. You can basically do whatever you want there. They are amazing at playing hockey and soccer. They really know how to dance and sing there. Drinking is their like life. That and smoknig. If you love to party and have fun then Slovakia is where you want to go. Eurotrip and Hostile give Slovakia a sucky reputation. Everyone is Slovakia has your back no matter what.Slovakia is awesome!
by m o n i c a x3x3 October 26, 2008
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slovak prime minister matelko once said : “ can i go one time ? next time “ and that’s why i love slovakia
by sofiaisnotokay October 27, 2020
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Known as Hungary for 1000 years and then as Czechoslovakia for little more than half a century.
random guy1: Did you know that Slovakia has only existed for 13 years?
random guy2: Hey, I like Slovenia!
by tonio009 April 19, 2009
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country not to be confused with Slovenia. But no1 knows the difference neway.
by jack June 19, 2003
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