A person who drinks Red Passion Alize and then proceeds to hook-up with whatever has at least two legs and two breasts. On second thought, anything that moves.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

A Slopster is a disgusting creature or group of creatures usually found at bars trying to look hot. They could be overweight, hairy, covered in acne, or just plain ugly.

A male promoter who is slimey in the way he moves and talks

A man who can’t kiss