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When your girlfriend packs the fattest lip of all time and sucks the soul out of you
My girl gave me the Sloppy Dallas, shit looked like burnt lawn clippings on my shaft
by Trollafieng October 15, 2020
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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When someone gets a blowjob but the one sucking dick has a mouth full of dip
Britney is going to give me a sloppy Dallas later
by TheOneAndOnlyFucktard October 15, 2020
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Getting head while the blower has a fat dip in.
McNasty: Hey Soup you wanna play Warzone later?
Soup: I mean i would but i got TheDooo stopping by later to give me a Sloppy Dallas he promised me.
by xxxtentcles October 15, 2020
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A blowjob with a mouthful of dip
โ€œGaven gave Brendan a Sloppy Dallas yesterday. It was epic.โ€
by Ravioli729 October 15, 2020
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