When two people have wild sex on Saturday night and wake up on Sunday morning to dried cum and smelly sweat.
Jake : Wow honey guess another Sloppy Sunday huh!
Kiersten : Yeah we should really shower!
Steve : Hey guys I got dibs on the shower gosh it really smells in here!
Jake : Uh what the fuck is he doing in your apartment?
Kiersten : Don't worry I'm calling the cops!
Kiersten : Yeah we should really shower!
Steve : Hey guys I got dibs on the shower gosh it really smells in here!
Jake : Uh what the fuck is he doing in your apartment?
Kiersten : Don't worry I'm calling the cops!
by SlopNChop August 06, 2017
A big, fat, uneducated, societal fungi that can't keep her legs crossed when on dates. They spew out children exactly every nine months, as there is always sperm present to fertilize the eggs.
by running out of patience December 12, 2007
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by fatty production + caram3l production January 12, 2003
When you have green diarrhea and you release some into your partners mouth, then while releasing the rest into the toilet your partner is giving you head while using the diarrhea as lube!!!
by Happy Willie January 11, 2011
Tom: Yeah i just got done boning that bitch in the back room.
Dick: Yeah i just boned that bitch in the BATHROOM!
Harry: I pulled that bitches pants down took one look at that chipped ham and KNEW she was a sloppy hoe!
Dick: Yeah i just boned that bitch in the BATHROOM!
Harry: I pulled that bitches pants down took one look at that chipped ham and KNEW she was a sloppy hoe!
by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! July 20, 2008
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