A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

a state of being where one is entirely inebriated beyond comprehension, memory loss is common in this state

See: Altland. Often consumes too much alcohol to maintain a state of proper human being. Such actions include repeated rambling, yelling, inability to stand up on two feet, and in worst case sloppiness episodes, puking.

a term used to describe an individual who frequently gets overwhelmingly intoxicated

A quality of a person who needs to get really wasted and gross in order to have a good time or impress/entertain others. TSloppy people drink and drink and drink, then holler and jump around for a bit before you have to just put them in a corner and watch them puke all over themselves. Great kodak->facebook opportunity.

adj. The state of intoxication slightly beyond tipsy. This can best be achieved by consuming 4 - 7 alcoholic drinks in an hour.