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a state of being where one is entirely inebriated beyond comprehension, memory loss is common in this state
by Infamous Zeus salt n pepa hair November 22, 2010
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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See: Altland. Often consumes too much alcohol to maintain a state of proper human being. Such actions include repeated rambling, yelling, inability to stand up on two feet, and in worst case sloppiness episodes, puking.
by GetoffMe January 10, 2005
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A quality of a person who needs to get really wasted and gross in order to have a good time or impress/entertain others. TSloppy people drink and drink and drink, then holler and jump around for a bit before you have to just put them in a corner and watch them puke all over themselves. Great kodak->facebook opportunity.
Raquel is such a sloppy fool. There is now puke all over my basement and all of my parent's exotic beverages are empty and laying around her 'corner'.
by Staplers December 19, 2009
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adj. The state of intoxication slightly beyond tipsy. This can best be achieved by consuming 4 - 7 alcoholic drinks in an hour.
Person 1: Dude, are you good to drive tonight, you've been drinking pretty hard.
Person 2: It's cool man. I'm sloppy, but I'll definitely make it home.
Person 2: It's cool man. I'm sloppy, but I'll definitely make it home.
by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008