Getting your balls licked by an old man while sitting at a sushi bar. Named after George Takei's character Mr. Sulu in Star Trek.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.