Last night my girlfriend tried to have me give her a sloppy jane... not cool.

You're all stupid people and I hate you.

Martha and I did the Sloppy Jane last night...it looked like someone used a hacksaw.

Shawna said she was on the rag, but I didn't care so we did the Sloppy Jane. It looked like a surgical scene from Grey's Anatomy.

You did the Sloppy Jane last night? Yeah, we made sure to lay down a tarp first.

I hate it when my boyfriend wants to do the Sloppy Jane. I already feel bloated and gross...why would I want to have sex?