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A women who takes in minor leaguers in hopes that they will get retardedly drunk and bang her 450 pound ass.
Hey, Slopface, Put down that camera and go make some more Texas toast.
by sloparoo October 18, 2009
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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