Urban Dictionary: Slooch

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Another name for a pussy that is too wet. Like it's so wet that it looks like the flowing stream of a river. The violent, ear shattering thunder of a waterfall. The roaring crash of a river. The calm flow of a dam releasing thousands of gallons of water. The opposite of this definition is called parched lasagna.

Olivia: damn bruh that sick move made me slooch
Aden: god damn thats hot
Finn: smells like fish over here what the fuck close that vagina up

by You sad human March 20, 2019

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brain worms

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"

by _Jez_ October 03, 2009

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Slooch

Douches that wait in the rain for Grand Theft Auto 4.

Those guys in front of the Gamestop are a bunch of slooches.

by Spicy Lunch April 28, 2008

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Slooch

a cross between a slut and hooch

dont be such a slooch

by Abhi January 10, 2004

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Slooch

A combination of a slut and a mooch.

How was your date with Kathy last Friday? I took her to dinner and then we went to a party and she ended up going home with some other dude - what a slooch!

by Lord Bismarck October 27, 2011