Urban Dictionary: Slooch

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Another name for a pussy that is too wet. Like it's so wet that it looks like the flowing stream of a river. The violent, ear shattering thunder of a waterfall. The roaring crash of a river. The calm flow of a dam releasing thousands of gallons of water. The opposite of this definition is called parched lasagna.

Olivia: damn bruh that sick move made me slooch
Aden: god damn thats hot
Finn: smells like fish over here what the fuck close that vagina up

by You sad human March 20, 2019

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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

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Slooch

Douches that wait in the rain for Grand Theft Auto 4.

Those guys in front of the Gamestop are a bunch of slooches.

by Spicy Lunch April 28, 2008

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Slooch

a cross between a slut and hooch

dont be such a slooch

by Abhi January 10, 2004

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Slooch

A slimy cooch.

That girl with herpes has a nasty slooch.

by Mundi Kufu September 28, 2003

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Slooch

A combination of a slut and a mooch.

How was your date with Kathy last Friday? I took her to dinner and then we went to a party and she ended up going home with some other dude - what a slooch!

by Lord Bismarck October 27, 2011

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Slooch

A slutty ass girl who uses her body, her lips, her ass, whatever to get what she wants

I was at the bar, the girl came up to me, kidssed me on the lips, then the slooch got mad when i wouldn't buy her a damn drink

by J September 10, 2003

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