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Someone who is biting off of you. Jocker, Biter, etc., (1)

Self Loner.(2)
"Jenn is such a slonner!" "Yeah! Ally was totally wearing that shirt yesterday!"

"Hey, you see him?" "Yeah. The one sitting with the popular kids?" "Yeah. He's really a Slonner!" "No fridging way!"
by TheGirlWhoWroteThings September 27, 2011
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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