Slobbery Tongue

Language spoken by those who are fluent in cunnilingus.

Guy: Hey baby, you wanna go back to my place?

Babe: I don't know...do you speak slobbery tongue?

by The Code Yoda January 19, 2009

knob slobbery

the subtle art of slobbing upon one's knob

when you can grab this dildo out of my hand, you have truly become a master of knob slobbery- kwai chang caine

by j forshizzleness March 25, 2005

A slobbery willy

Like a 'wet willy' except you just poke your finger in your dogs mouth and put it in your mates ear cos you lazy.

Ben: Im going to give Vanessa a slobbery willy.
Nick: haha how foul and unnecessary.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

Slobbery Block

An abnormally large amount of saliva on an object.

My sister-in-law offered me a slobbery block with my brother standing right there!

by myrealname2 April 18, 2021

Slobbery Almond

Main Entry: slobb-er-y a-lmond
Function: noun, verb
Etymology: (Hebrew: עֲמוֹרָה)
History: First appeared in early Hebrew scrolls in the classic story of Sodom and Gomorrah. The perverse sexual act was removed in modern day versions of the Old Testament.

Definition: When a man forces his testicles into the anus of his partner (male or female)

noun|

You: "I gave her the good ol' slobbery almond last night."

Friend: "Yeesh"

verb |

You: "I slobbery almonded (or almond slobberied) her last night."

Friend: "Wow"

by Otineb January 15, 2010

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.

Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009

Yommy Mommy Slobbery Slipper

Yommy Mommy Slobbery Slipper:

A ceremonious festival held during the last week of Spring.

"Hey, guys! You coming round during Yommy Mommy Slobbery Slipper? My horny nan told me there'd be a divine pudding for all us boys to enjoy!"

by The Capital R October 29, 2020