Urban Dictionary: Sloaning

Sloaning

The act of pleasuring oneself in places that are considered to be not acceptable.

Dude did you see that guy sloaning?!?

by L Burr November 22, 2011

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Sloaning

Randomly jumping in others conversations.

Stop sloaning my conversation.

by Rainstain November 06, 2019

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Sloaning

Hanging around the house under the guise of being productive.

We all thought Chris was busy all day and was unable to take any additional work. In reality, he was sloaning all day.

Tony is so lazy, sloans like a champ.

"Would you like to come over and hang out. I'm sloaning all day waiting for a shipment to be delivered."

by razman233443223 January 10, 2012

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Sloaning

The act of sitting in one's vehicle waiting for something or someone.

Yeah, I was just out there "sloaning" in the car when she called.

by Katch22 February 08, 2012

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sloan

a fricken legend who is also single for life

damn Sloan has those crispy shoes

by deletyyeety45 January 25, 2019

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Sloan

A beautiful, nice, caring person. One who tends to hide his/her feelings, but is always trying to help others with theirs. Sloans tend to be tall and dark complected. In love, they make fantastic partners who will stand by you forever. Amazing kissers. Loyal friends, and usually witty and sarastic.

"Ah man, I love Sloan. She's the best girlfriend ever."
"Yeah, I wish I had a girl like her..."

by MeepBossKid December 04, 2011

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Sloan

The prettiest girl ever.

Usually Loves David Bowie

Tommy: did you see that hot girl yesterday?

Jack:Oh ya, Sloan

by Cooooolllllooloooooo October 30, 2018

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