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Someone without the ability to speak in the present tense.
Jon: *drinking beer* Wow, this beer tasted real good, and it's gonna be remarkably smooth.

Canadian: Wow, what a Slinkerknot
by ASovietUnicorn September 13, 2011
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1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
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slinkerknot: noun: A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.
Slinkerknot sentence example

"MMMM... This beer tasted so good and is going to be remarkably smooth." - John LaJoie, Canadian Tour Annoucement.
by BanginSince1945 September 13, 2011
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A person who can not speak in the present tense
Steve proved he was a slinkerknot by saying (while eating a doughnut) "This doughnut tasted good"
by jakotak September 13, 2011
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noun. A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.
Jon says: Mmm, this beer tasted so good, and is going to be remarkably smooth.

He is a slinkerknot
by Ashfield September 13, 2011
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a person who is unable to speak in the present tense
*takes a swig of beer from a bottle
"mmmh, this beer was tasting very good and is going to be remarkably smooth"

"I am going to be a slinkerknot"
by eggz09 September 13, 2011
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A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.
A: "Hmm. This beer tasted so good and it's gonna be remarkably smooth"

B: "He's such a slinkerknot"
by holde September 13, 2011
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