After your finished taking your girlfriend from the front, you pull out the condom full of semen.(she doesnt know you blew your load) While pretending to blow a load in her face, she closes her eyes which is when you take the condom and sling shot her in the eye.
Dude, i gave kelly the Slippery Slingshot and now shes blind.
by KJmagicSauce November 03, 2004
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The Alabama slingshot is the sexual act in which the male spins or twists his testicles clockwise into a tightly wound spring loaded flesh mechanism while recieving oral sex from a hopefully young and hot female. Upon either reaching orgasm or pulling out, he angles his hips back, and releases his spring loaded flesh trap so that it slingshots into the womans face, giving her a testicular whipping.
"Man, did you hear what Bear did to that fugly drunk bitch last night? That drunk bitch got the Alabama slingshot"
by Tarbosh McNasty May 21, 2008
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When a man, wearing a condom, finishes intercourse and then pulls the condom off of his member reservoir first, causing his seed to fly out onto his partner.
When Billy and Jane were finished having sex, Billy purposely grabbed the reservoir and ripped his condom off, so that he could give Jane a cum slingshot.
by Smartball January 18, 2006
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similar to a credit card. the act of cupping ones hand and swiping between a mans legs while he is bent over, essentially slingshotting his balls
kevin was bent over, so jonathan gave him a slingshot.
by jcmorgan4 February 16, 2009
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Is the act of conducting a chinese padlock, placing one's penis in one's own arse, subsequently developing an erection. This in turn causes the penis to slingshot out, releasing fecal matter.
John was so well hung that has was able to fuck himself in the arse and do a turkish slingshot.
by slingshotter June 27, 2011
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During in appropriate removal of a condom due to the elastic nature, the semen is launched with high velocity.
Last night I accidentally blinded Stacy with my semen slingshot! sex semen condom temporary blindness
by MBD Studios April 24, 2016
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When you rip your condom off your dick and it slingshots Cum at your partner.
"Dude it was so embarrassing, she screamed when I did the cumshot slingshot."
"It was so gross! He did the cumshot slingshot all over my leg!"
by Riddlemethisriddlemethat February 06, 2020
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