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When a male performs the task of extracting a womens vaginal fluids by placing a used alcohal bottle in the location of the vagina. Commonly performed by the erected chad with the intention to savore the sweet sweaty betty's juice
by The W Experiment June 25, 2019
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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