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Same meaning as calling someone a tool except the tool has absolutely no fucking use.
1. That boy Rid a slimp. Or,
2. Damn you a slimp ass bitch
3. Don't get caught slimping.
by Ashlee of Assland July 10, 2019
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Adj: A universal word meaning friend,enemy. Meaning tired, happy, sad, lazy.
Friend to friend: yo what up slimp? "Not much man just chillin"

'Had a tiring day at work' - "Man I'm slimped out"

'Hate a lazy worker' - "Man that dude is a slimp worker"
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A slimp is a lazy person.
John says to Joe: You are such a slimp!
by rocketmandly April 01, 2008
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A slimp is basically a mega simp. He will donate $5000 at a time to a twitch e-girl and will defend an attractive e-girl to the end of time. Do not try to disrespect the girl he is Slimping after or he will say ALL WOMEN ARE GODDESESS.
“Did this dude just donate $5000 on this e-thot, he mad Slimpin’ out here”
by Saffron Emperor May 16, 2020
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