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A sexual act in which one shoves a slim jim entirely up one's ass, then squeezes it out. The other person then does the same thing, then the two eat the stick of beef until they passionately makeout.
by crundle_fairy October 19, 2010
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Where you ask somebody a question and they dodge that specific question; then you ask a non-related question and they answer.
You: Hey, you do the work for class?
Jim: .... (no answer)
You: you see those yankees?
Jim: yeah, they real good
that's a slim jim aka slim jimmin aka slime jime
You: Hey, you do the work for class?
Jim: .... (no answer)
You: you see those yankees?
Jim: yeah, they real good
that's a slim jim aka slim jimmin aka slime jime
by max pow3rs November 29, 2009
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When a female rips off a male's genitals then puts it in an oven and cooks it 1-3 hours, then uses it for a strap on for use on her sexual partner.
Johnny was walking down the street when Maria suddenly spotted him, then pulled down his pants, tore off his genitalia, ran home, baked them at 450 degrees, then invited her partner to gang bang with still festering detached Wang. Johnny then ran down the street screaming. Guess he wasn't too fond of the slim Jim he received!!
by festeringfetus December 26, 2010
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After brian bear slipped his slim jim in that mandy moore bitch's mahogony slide, he pulled out and mosbied on her back and then proceeded to give her a sunkin rowboat!!
by slimmy jimmy October 04, 2006
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A popular meat product composed almost entirely of detached Skinginas. Slim Jims also contain traces of horse semen, elephant clitoris (along with other forms of genitalia), and old-people piss.
by Somewhiteguy1994 April 26, 2009