Funniest looking fucker in the rap game, claims to be hood as fuck in his music videos (bragging about his "gang" and guns), yet in an interview shortly after Drill time he said he's legit as fuck and doesn't do anything illegal, but talks about his friend nearly going to prison, which doesn't count for fuck all
"Fam, look at this kid called Slim Jesus"

"Oh my days fam, he looks like he's called Skittles"
by BrickBreakerKdon October 03, 2015
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- A fake "gangster" rapper.

- A way to say someone is fake as hell.
That boy a Slim Jesus lying about his hood.
by VailStraightliner December 07, 2016
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Fake white boy rapping about drugs and shooting guns which he will never do any of these things.
Slim Jesus is a fake white boy.
by Jammmmmmieboiiii September 23, 2015
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Person 1:Ay yo who the hell is Slim Jesus?
Person 2:A fuckboy who cant't hang.
by Squire#1 February 19, 2016
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how to be slim jesus
>be white
>watch Straight out of Compton
>capture mexican kid
>make drill rap
by lolitsalex October 28, 2015
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A white Boy Who Thinks He's Black He Made The Song,"Drill Time" He's from Ohio
"I fuck with savages,you a fuckboy you can't hang." - Slim Jesus,Drill Time
by Dr Gang In This Bitch October 30, 2015
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An autistic,nerdy,malnourished version of eminem who raps shitty rhymes with no meaning. My grandma raps better than him.

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Jamal : Yo jake did u listen to that white kiddo slim jesus's rhyme dawg?
Jake : Yeh man , im still suffering from dyslexia after hearing that .
by slimdawgy May 14, 2016
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