When a woman has a yeast infection and you ejaculate inside her at the same time she has an orgasm causing the infection to intensify and become so wet ,yet thick that your penis is thereafter rejected looking as if it has corndog batter on it and the womans bean if you will starts becoming erect transforming into a penis and now your rectum becomes an innocent victim...

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.