when you are as fucked as you can ever possibly be in a million years
"Your brain just got slendered by Slenderman."
"You're going to be slendered inside an LA prison."
by BeardedMonk November 13, 2011
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When you pop up from anywhere, any time and scare the hell out of people until their brain goes fuzzy. :P
Dude, I Slendered this guy so bad yesterday!
by ...-_- November 16, 2012
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A slender is a roblox boy who is very tall, gets all the copy and pastes, sometimes they dont online date, its better if you stay away is u push them in ragdoll be ready for a sward, if they play ragdoll then they will be pushed and danced on and be called papi/daddy
My friend : You see that boy?
Me : O my hes such a slender
by Idiot_Sauce June 22, 2020
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Horny 12 y/o boys who get boners from looking at emo lego girls with deformed faces.
Lala82372: Why are you so tall?

xXHerSlenderXx: *angered* GRRRRRR MIC UP MIC UP MIC UP MIC UP

Lala82372: Why-?

xXHerSlenderXx: WHA U SCARED MIC UP MIC UPPPPPPP

Lala82372: Um ok.

*they mic up*

*squeaky voiced slender whos clearly white*: WHY U INSULT ME *says n slur* YAH ME AND MA HOMIEZ FINNA BEAT U UP *unaudible words*

Lala: Bruh stfu ur like 12 *wins online fight easily bc this is a weak kid*

*Slender leaves call with a crap excuse*
by dookiepoopie August 15, 2020
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A slender is a person on the platform Roblox. They normally dress a certain way. They are always L A N K Y and "aesthetic". They mostly act like they are the peak of cool, and act as if they are gangsters, but really, they are just sad 13-year-olds looking for attention. Most of them have TikTok and online girlfriends.
Someone: "y u so lanky dude"
24kgangsterepiccool: mIc uP kId oR aRe YoU tOo muCh Of A bx_tchtnfedfe dUMbAsS iDioT aDd Me oN cORd!!1!!1
Someone: "Alright, whatever slender."
by ly_caan November 22, 2020
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the only game that can probably make grown men cry.
Me: "Oh my gosh I totes saw these dudes in the internet cafe playing slender"
by lunedaisies August 25, 2012
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A ridiculously scary game in which the main character attempts to recover 8 pages of a notebook while being chased by the slenderman.
Guy 1: "Dude I was playing slender last night and scared the heck out of myself"
Guy 2: "Slender is so scary, i can't play it without all the lights on"
by camelCaseMasterRace July 13, 2012
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