- When you lean on your arm until you have a dead arm then masterbate so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

- A term used on the inbetweeners to describe the same thing.

to sit on your hand for around 10-20 mins until its fully dead, then when you wank feels like someone else is doing it for you.

The sleeping beauty is where you and your partner fall asleep with the males dick inside the female’s vagina

While a person is yawning or snoring, insert your penis into their mouth.

The act of jizzing on someone's eyes in their sleep. The receipient will either a) wake up hours later with their eyes crusted over with semen or b) wake up shortly afterwards wondering what is in their eyes and smear it around their face with their hands.

the act of having sexual intercourse with one's girlfriend or spouse when said girlfriend/spouse has fallen asleep or passed out due to over exhaustion or being overly intoxicated.

Ejactulating ropes of semen onto a girl's face while she sleeps.