Passing out after drinking a natty daddy tall boy and a steel tall boy, while your two guest watch the minions movie. Then proceeding to sleep walk and go to the corner of the room with the tv and proceeding to piss on a pile of pillows and the wall and heater all in the same piss. This leads to walking straight back to the couch you were asleep on, not waking up to your named being called before or during the piss, and falling asleep for the night.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20