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When reading a line of text, your brain switches out a word or words, making an innocent sentence dirty.
When reading Harry Potter, my sleazelexia kept changing the word "wand" to "wang".
He wrote he wanted me to get him a pumpkin but I read it as blumpkin.
He wrote he wanted me to get him a pumpkin but I read it as blumpkin.
by Curbylicious November 09, 2014
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020