strictly from the 253. A level above blazed where all you want to do is tear apart the dollar menu and go to sleep.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

to get beaten almost to the point of death.

so sleepy that you feel stoned, everything is funny and your short term memory is out the door. red-eyes and slow talking, zombie like kicks. Could also be spelled "slayzed".

Feeling slizzed (drunk) and blazed (high as fuck) at the same time.