slaw

The act of putting petroleum jelly or another petrolum based lubricant (Aquaphor) on a chaffed area

I just slawed my crotch cause that jet ski ride chaffed the fuck out of me

Damn that slaw feels good

by dj_lime August 11, 2009

Megan Slaw

A dating website that includes photos, addresses, phone numbers, and interests all in one convinent easy to use website.

My wife and I fell in love with Megan Slaw.

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

Megan Slaw

A dating website that includes photos, addresses, phone numbers, and interests all in one convinent easy to use website.

My wife and I fell in love with Megan Slaw.

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

Slaw dicking

Having sex in every way or position possible at one time.

Look at her, she could use some slaw dicking.

by jhizzy76 February 18, 2023

jabbin the slaw

When a dude is trying to penetrate a pussy that is super sloppy and stinky with extraordinarily long hair.

Dude, I was jabbin the slaw last night but that skank's pussy was such a mess I couldn't find the hole.

by Tittsmcgee January 29, 2017

SLAW Dick

Stupid Lame Ass Whiney Dick!

Stop complaining, you are becoming a SLAW Dick.

by jhizzy76 February 18, 2023

Poe Slaw

Slightly acidic word salad containing shreds of truth that is intended to be sarcasm or satire even though it is known to be a position that is seriously held by some persons.

Derived from Poe's Law

Poe Slaw is often served at gatherings of extended family.

by Edgar Allen Crow July 6, 2019