Urban Dictionary: Slarping

The sound a wet cock makes when it hits a chick in the face.

the slarp from my cock hitting her face could be heard all through the quad.

by Anonymous August 06, 2003

Hey Baby, why don't you go get your broadsword and we'll SLARP it up in this bitch... magic missle! pew pew!

by optikalsaint July 11, 2011

v. to get ever so tired, and thus nearing sleep, feel sensations tending towards snugging: slarping (to sleep), slarpy (sleepy), slarps (sleepiness).

(yawning) "Dearest, it's half past snuggle time, are you ready to slarp?"

by Cat Palace December 22, 2008

A pervierions of the word slop. Used to sexually describe a person. Generally regarded as more derogatory than slop or sloppy.

Kachinka has a really slarpy cooch, its positively festering!

by Amatt X. Graveus December 12, 2003

To cup a fart with your hand and slap someone in the face.

"Dude, I just slarped Mike and he puked all over my shoe."

by Jimmy Jazz February 10, 2005

The noise that a slut makes when she slurps.

by Guy from Perry October 30, 2003

When you have to restart the God damn system and ADS05 extracts blood from your eyes just to pretend to play submarine

But CO wants more slarping from sonar and fire control especially while squadron is down.

by Estez Juan October 03, 2020