The combination of sloth and lard. As in the fat, lazy ex of mine is such a lard ass and sloth I call him slard.

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

Slutty+retard. Originally used to define the "selection" of woman living or gathering in the general vicinity of Las Vegas.

hilton slard = uber slard. Only Paris Hilton and strippers can achieve this level.

Smells Like A Ratty Dog

A word that combines all the "ATTRIBUTES" of a Whore, Skank, Slut, Cunt.

slow+retard OR slowtard
someone who is very slow AND retarded at the same time