The ability to be slapped. Possibly leaving a red mark.

Like Kim Kardashian's butt.
"I would love to slap Kim Kardashian's big, juicy ass."
"Yeah! Her ass is totally slappable."
by Boota Lover February 06, 2013
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When said subject says or does something sufficiently annoying as to warrant a slap.

Derived from slappable, root word slap.
and she so innocently yet slappably says, you mean u dont have to take it in a tupperware?
by Andy456456456 October 09, 2007
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An offense severe enough so as to warrant the offender being slapped for their infraction.
"Sheila not telling Brian that she had herpes before sleeping with him is a slappable offense. I'll deliver it myself if he gives me the nod."
by Mucker101 May 06, 2012
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B.S.B. occurs when your coworker has that very fair, almost goddess given backside that you stare at, yearning for a slap. (Which you obviously don't act upon because feminism)
-Damn, Kyla got a severe case of B.S.B. didn't ya hear?

-No? What is B.S.B?

-Beyond Slappable Buns, my good chap!
by Desgardes November 03, 2020
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