A word used in Northern Ireland. A hydrid of 'slapper' and 'dog', commonly used to describe a sexually promiscuous but unattractive female. Think fat girl in a mini skirt who presumes her self esteem will rise with the amount of men she sleeps with.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Dirty dirty girl ie local spunk bucket happily suck your bobby after its been up her arse.