aka slap the donald.
phrase commonly referred to as smoking weed.
slap as in smoke. don or donald as in weed.
a simple yet sly phrase to use in public.
great for people with pot smoking experience

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.