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When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.
Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"
by Dinertime July 20, 2016
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as β€œplanetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine β€œreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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To pulverize a food item using a slapping motion pushing down on a tool with a razor edge in order to slice and dice your food items.
I just totally slap-chopped this salad!
by Kari206 January 19, 2010
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When a girl finds out that an angry dragon has been preformed and proceeds to chop off your unit by biting down with her teeth
Dude, Jim just got slap chopped when he tried to pull an angry dragon
by MouseXIII June 15, 2010
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To have a live prank done to you on chat roulette via web cam.
Mike was on chat roulette last night and he got slapchopped so bad.
by Vader7 April 17, 2010
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