Urban Dictionary: Slap the Salmon

Female masturbation or female/female sexual activity.

I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.

My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

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When you want someone to do something smoking or add a little pazzaz.

come on tommy, slap some salmon on it!

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When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

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