Urban Dictionary: Slamming the ham

Your holiday boink-boink slam pig.

The Christmas slam ham lovemaking was particularly tender this year.

by Hugh Dash Hyphen December 30, 2011

When you insert your penis into a woman’s vaganal canal ver aggressively to assert dominance over your victim.

Dan”the man who’s gonna Slam Clam Ham in the back of his van” shnieder