Top definition
So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered
It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!
by Frisko June 16, 2006
Get a Slammered mug for your Uncle Trump.
Jun 6 Word of the Day
A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
Get a Trade mug for your Aunt Zora.
2
When one reaches a point of intoxicatiion resulting in a night spent in a jail cell. A cross between being hammered and in the slammer:

Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered
Person 1 "Hey man did you hear that Kevin got kicked out of the Whisky bar last night?"

Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."
by The dart 07 February 07, 2010
Get a Slammered mug for your fish Jovana.
3
Being drunk past hammered, to the point where black out might occur, but not bad enough to pass out, slurring is a mojor factor in this state of drunkeness, always a good time.
Lulu , after 8 shots stumbled up to the mic and started singing "push it", when peanut yelled from the crowd "that bitch is slammered"
by Peanut21 July 15, 2008
Get the slammered neck gaiter and mug.
4
Getting so drunk that you end up in jail or "The Slammer"
Bro 1: Where were you on Saturday?
Bro 2: In jail, nickel shot night got me slammered
by NEYMAR November 20, 2015
Get a Slammered mug for your fish Jerry.
5
Being drunk to the point that you can't say "hammered" properly, slurring your speech which in effect makes you say "slammered"

aka. really really drunk
Drunk Guy: Man I am so slammered I can't control my pee

Other Guy: Yep, he's slammered alright.
by Fisty McNifflewits September 07, 2006
Get a slammered mug for your father-in-law Trump.
6
Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.
Catty was so slammered last night that she thought it would be funny to break into her ex-boyfriends house.
by I_just_said_what? April 20, 2010
Get a Slammered mug for your barber Rihanna.