So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered

Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

When one reaches a point of intoxicatiion resulting in a night spent in a jail cell. A cross between being hammered and in the slammer:

Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered

Being drunk past hammered, to the point where black out might occur, but not bad enough to pass out, slurring is a mojor factor in this state of drunkeness, always a good time.

Getting so drunk that you end up in jail or "The Slammer"

Being drunk to the point that you can't say "hammered" properly, slurring your speech which in effect makes you say "slammered"

aka. really really drunk

Your so drunk your past being hammered. Also refers to being point in your drunkeness when you are most likely to get into shenanigans you won't remember in the mourning.