Ther girls begging for a slamboni.

Or

Have you met that girl? Slamboni city.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Wow look at that slamboni break that ice!

"Hey pass the ball"
"I don't think I can throw it that far"
"Dude just say slamboni"
"Slamboni" *throws ball*
*Catches ball "Dude nice throw"