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Often used by long distance couples or webcam porn stars, this is when two people watch each other masturbating on Skype to engage in sexual activity without actually being together.
1)
Salem: I'm really horny but too far away to fuck, wanna skypturbate?
Matt: Yeah sure.
2)
Bennett: I finally convinced my gf to upgrade from sexting and skypturbate me while we're apart for the summer.
by selaharan July 07, 2012
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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