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A hardening of the male genitalia that occurs when the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is mentioned. It is usually followed by dragon shaped ejaculation flying out of the subject's penis hole.
Richard heard us talking about duel wieling in Skyim and got an enormous SkyBoner.
by Rock star from mars November 09, 2011
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a boner that reaches to the sky.
jesus' boner does this probably. his skyboner made the airplane crash because the semen that was ejaculated from it fogged up the windows.
by Aaron K Brown October 28, 2005
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